Own the pic above you...

[Umegiri_Iroha]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/you-sir-jack-bauer-24-weak-demotivational-poster-1236128158.jpg

Jack Bauer from CTU knows how the NMD works and he knows you're weak

Jack Bauer NOW START TALKING WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!!!!!

[Iao-dono]

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/executives/image/director-robert-s.-mueller-iii-1

Robert S. Mueller, III
Director of FBI.....
Which means.... he can't go against his will :D

[Umegiri_Iroha]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-123UJvKdOaU/TnzoeefsKkI/AAAAAAAABBo/RRaYqDjFfe8/s1600/Donnie_Yen_Ip_Man_movie.jpg

Ip Man can own anyone at anytime Hence Bruce Lee's Master...OWNED

[Iao-dono]

http://tractioncontrol.well-regulatedmilitia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Bullet.jpg

No matter how good of a martial artist you are.... you still can't stop a bullet ^^

[Umegiri_Iroha]

IP Man - Dissasembling the Gun - O rly watch this video and see...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHCXhWb207E


http://www.gravitasventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IpMan2_still6.jpg

Yip Man aka IP Man can still beat you before you pull that trigger. You have been warn...

[Iao-dono]

But it has nothing to do with stopping a bullet you know ^^
http://accurateshooter.net/Video/kurzzeit7mmgx350.gif
No man can stop a bullet after all ^^

[Umegiri_Iroha]

http://media.techeblog.com/images/bodyarmors_2.jpg

Dragon Skin Armor is 100% bullet proof =P

[Iao-dono]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs36/i/2009/347/d/6/_50_Cal_Bullet_by_Sprocket_man.jpg

.50 caliber bullet wont be stopped by it ^^

[Sylvie]

http://www.bombayharbor.com/productImage/0490898001201510027/Walk_Furnace.jpg
Industrial furnace.

[Umegiri_Iroha]

http://www.cuisinenet.com/glossary/image/ChinaMap.gif

China took your steel mill jobs...OWNED!!!!

[luring]

http://i.infoplease.com/images/mrussia.gif

Russia is bigger than China bwehehe >:D

[Nudi_Alf]

http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/snarling-siberian-tiger-thumb4736203.jpg
Siberian tiger will eat ALL ze russians :3

[Iao-dono]

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/mowgli.jpg
The kid who has defeated that tiger (not sure if he was Siberian Tiger but close enough) ^^

[Nudi_Alf]

I think the tiger in the Junglebook was a bengali tiger, but close enough ^^

But Im very sorry to say that one of these guys has been on him:
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/02/01/mutant-mosquitos.jpg
So he will probaly die soon :(

(^ aka. malaysian mosquito)

[Iao-dono]

http://www.bsa-troop40.com/Extra%20Items/prodshot_active.jpg

Off repellent is doing the job well so he is safe trust me XD

[Nudi_Alf]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7R1M0yZOiGc/TXuxmDdfuaI/AAAAAAAABOE/d4720pY8KGk/s1600/dryhair.jpg
Your stupid shampoo ruined her hair.. see you in court!!

(sorry.. only thing I could come up with that could "beat" shampoo)

[Iao-dono]

http://leimo-hairloss.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/baldness-treatment.jpg

Baldness... something a shampoo can't ruin :D

[Nudi_Alf]

http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/385647/7505847/0/1227839568/Yuda_Pilatory_hair_loss_treatment_EL.jpg

Baldness is now cured!!

[Iao-dono]

http://web.ecomplanet.com/KOLA9471/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/KOLA9471CustomImage2601278.jpg

A barber... can get rid of hair easily ^^

[HyugA]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMT_X4Yjlbg0kch79GGpTFfEUz_kpJv 3IqEjGKkncqMH9AuLTG2SZEV9wJDA

Burn the Barber and the shop :D

[Nudi_Alf]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljdjz26wn91qigxoko1_500.jpg
These guys will rebuild it with no proeblems at all!!

[Black Joker]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/science/images/13_gravity546.jpg

Gravity, that poor ol' bastard, will make those kind hardworking men fall to the ground and crack their head open...

[Nudi_Alf]

Cant see your pic but:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2891/806804-atlantis_shield_large.jpg
An anti gravity shield should help those poor fellers ^^

[Black Joker]

^ Problem with the invisible picture solved....
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In that case we gotta assault it from bellow...
Subterranean APC should do the job...
http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/planetcnc.gamespy.com/oldnewspics/2005-04-13_Reborn6_s.jpg

[Iao-dono]

http://static.urbantimes.co/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nanomachines.gif

Nanomachines.... with right program and equipment they demolish everything :3

[mikaruge442]

this should take care of those little buggers its an emp (electromagnetic pulse)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=active&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&q=emp&oq=emp&gs_l=img.3..0l10.2514.4234.0.4611.3.3.0.0.0.0.72.1 97.3.3.0...0.0...1ac.1.7.img.5e2zcMxNsIw&biw=960&bih=600&sei=uFZLUdHHKtOH0QGlp4HoDw
Sorry if you cant see the pic, it should be the first picture in an image search on google for
EMP